And the prize goes too...

The Number One Conversation You Don't Want To Overhear On the Baby Monitor:

Fiona: (crying) There's some more in my room.
Andre: There's more in your room?
Fiona: Yes, I hid it under my drawer. (sniffle, sniffle)
Andre: Under your drawer?! Is it just what fell out of your underpants?
Fiona: Yes, it landed on the carpet and I picked it up and hid it under my drawer.
Andre: Why did you do that?
Fiona: I didn't want you to get mad at me! (crying)
Andre: Did you get any poop in your bed?
Fiona: No, it was just all in my underpants.