Dear Joss,

I'm sorry I let you down this weekend. It seems like some of the other geeks did too. I swear I'm going to go as soon as I can. I think I'm going to have to bring Amelia though since she just looks at the bottle like we're crazy people and I didn't want to go with all of the fanboys looking askance at me and a little baby and my enormous boobs.

I wish you had gotten to number one, but number two ain't bad.

I'll see you soon,
Me