Sunday, June 05, 2005

Negative EIGHT...

Still pregnant. I'm really trying to be patient here but I'm getting a little frustrated with my lazy freaking uterus. Start contracting and get the baby out of me please. I am DONE now. I know, I know, a normal pregnancy can last up to 42 weeks blah, blah, blah. Shut up! I don't care! I'm in no mood for your rational discussion. 41 weeks is more than enough. I think I'm being generous actually. And what about all of you know-it-alls who said that second babies come earlier than first babies? Not so smart now are you! My uterus is determined to prove you wrong.

Baby, out!!