Pregnancy dreams...
Some women are blessed with the gift of gloriously erotic dreams during pregnancy. Want to know what I dreamed about last night? I went to my 15 year high school reunion in Minneapolis and took a break to go out to the hotel's parking garage where I murdered my brother (who was suffering from syphilitic dementia) with a large hunting knife. In order to escape from the police, who found my brother's decapitated body too quickly, I had to steal an old man's Ford motorcycle. A chase through downtown Minneapolis ensued.
A) I went to school in Arizona.
B) I do not have a brother.
C) Syphilitic dementia? Whoa.
D) Does Ford even make motorcycles?
I'm kind of scared to go back to sleep tonight.
A) I went to school in Arizona.
B) I do not have a brother.
C) Syphilitic dementia? Whoa.
D) Does Ford even make motorcycles?
I'm kind of scared to go back to sleep tonight.
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