Monday, November 08, 2004

Pregnancy dreams...

Some women are blessed with the gift of gloriously erotic dreams during pregnancy. Want to know what I dreamed about last night? I went to my 15 year high school reunion in Minneapolis and took a break to go out to the hotel's parking garage where I murdered my brother (who was suffering from syphilitic dementia) with a large hunting knife. In order to escape from the police, who found my brother's decapitated body too quickly, I had to steal an old man's Ford motorcycle. A chase through downtown Minneapolis ensued.

A) I went to school in Arizona.
B) I do not have a brother.
C) Syphilitic dementia? Whoa.
D) Does Ford even make motorcycles?

I'm kind of scared to go back to sleep tonight.