Dear office germaphobe:

Maybe you haven't noticed this, but most of us in the office like to wash our hands and then dry them with a paper towel. You seem to like to get your towels first and then wash your hands. That seems like a great strategy for you. Maybe, just maybe, however you could stop to think for a minute. You are touching the towel dispenser with your filthy pee hands instead of shiny clean just washed hands. So guess who gets to share all your germs? That's right, me. The one who does things in the right order. I really have no desire to share your pee germs. So could you be a little considerate in the future and at least use your elbow or something on the towel dispenser if you're going to continue to live in backwards land?

Thank you.